Tim Vine - Punslinger!

When you see Tim Vine perform you certainly get value for money. The former world record holder for the most jokes told in one hour is like a joke machine gun - rattling out one joke after another in quick succession. At full pelt Tim sprays out 10 jokes a minute. Keep the laughs short, he's got a lot to get through.

Tim's basic philosophy is, 'The audience came to hear jokes so I'll give 'em jokes' and that's what he does. He gives them several hundred very silly ones.

Hold onto the arms of your chair you're about to get caught in a hail of punch lines. Tim Vine is back with lots of new stupidity. There's no escape. Ducking is futile. The man with the golden pun has you in his sights. He's officially the fastest joke teller that ever lived and he's visiting Hayes. Good luck. You'll need it.